Nah, not if you've read Phoenix Command. I mean they're pointless and deeply of their time and genre, but you get used to that. People writing heartbreaker RPGs in that era had this habit of abhorring the words "a few" or "some," preferring to replace them with a random die roll, regardless of how pointless it would…

Fan request. I'd skimmed the damn thing before and knew more or less what I was getting into. It's fine, we've sort of adopted a reputation for dragging filthy nerd garbage into the light on the show so this is definitely a "Look at what nerd culture let happen by being okay with people at your table saying "fag"…

In the self-promoting world of my own show System Mastery (we review old RPGs, truly an important effort), I'm super happy that we hit our latest Patreon goal, but then also deeply sad because it means we have to read and review F.A.T.A.L., a game basically famous for being vile and pointless. I'm about 300 pages…

What you're describing is the sexual preference of everyone who knows me!

I am now realizing that she looks like what I thought the Olsen twins were going to end up looking like by now.

That's it! Of course, it describes … basically most people. It's just that most people aren't exposed to the groups on the internet developing the cutting edge of sexual identities. My issue with demisexual as a term is that it (along with certain strains of ace) appear to be sexualities that only function in the…

Demi would be fine without its internet presence, which mostly tends to put it forward as the only sane choice in a world of rabid genital idiots.

It's way too long for fundie parents. Eventually they'll be like "Hey, it's been a few years, why are you even in college still? According to our model you should be pumping out grandchildren right now."

I'm a rich and powerful movie executive, and I like what you just said. Batman vs. the Joker. You sir have had a brilliant idea. I'm gonna steal it now, thanks and good day.

Look, is Batman in Boston? Does he have a Boston accent? Those are the two things that Ben Affleck wants in life.

That is a salve to my conscience, I eventually gave up on SG specifically because that model seemed way too exploitative. Well, that and they were pushing really really bad movies at the time. Why the hell is alt porn video always about some idiot holding the camera at a dutch angle towards the ceiling and…

Was it real at all? Did anyone ever actually make money for their set or get hired for a real shoot? I always figured that the latter was impossible, since it's not like SG was all over the world, they presumably had a studio and an office.

Yeah, by the end of my brief subscription I was generally limited to that weird section of the site where it was all like fan and aspiring model photosets, because my particular kink has always skewed towards "pictures I either took myself or look like I could have." Man if that section was real (hey, send us your…

Also I subbed to SG for a while, and I have vague memories of thinking "this seems pretty photoshopped, just with a different set of brand identity rules" especially with some of the really big name models like Sash. Like it was fairly obvious the light sources were played with and there was for sure some skin tone…

Now I can just easily imagine Playboy agreeing to those terms because their stodgy art team didn't know what Photoshop is. Then they just bust out the light tables and actual airbrushes and go to work like normal.

Playgirl is not and has never been aimed at women.

Porque no los dos? I can easily imagine Playboy's stodgy art team airbrushing out some of the more "off-brand" tattoos.

I doubt a company run by the young son of Hugh Hefner is the epicenter of women taking control of how they are depicted.

Just watch porn made anywhere but the US.

I always read it for the articles … of clothing that were missing.