"Everybody up, everybody down…"

Karl Howman, whose now turned up on Eastenders

South west Ireland - Skellig Michael

"Well I didn't sign anything, so I'll see you tomorrow"

It's a Mirra cull!

Abraham Lincolm: Vampire Hunter was terrible so I'm not expecting this be any better. Next.

I would guess that's because you've never travelled…

Oswald knew that Jerry was a trannie all along- that's what he liked…

but septics love to repeat old chestnuts long after they were played out. It explains the popularity of that signing fish shite.

Even Cannon and Ball on a bad day was better than some of the examples given.

It's amazing how quickly the second half devolves into utter shite.

Well, that looks shite.

Someone needs to tell Will Harris that Kirsty MacColl is dead.

c.f. Moshi Monsters Movie

The problem with Signs is everyone thinks that the creatures are aliens and not demons.

Is this the episode with the chestbuster?

Oh well, off to rewatch Joking Apart

Very happy none of the UK stations bothered picking this up.

And now Glen Frey's gone

Paul Dano's Pierre is right on the mark. I found Andrei, Natasha and Helene too thinly sketched though. Major plaudits go to Ade Edmondson, Stephen Rae and Jim Broadbent, and an all too brief appearance from Brian Cox.