400+ comments and not a single mention of How to Train Your Dragon? You're all fired for being empty and joyless husks.

Someone wittier than me needs to make an 'Upside Down Syndrome' joke immediately.

Not only was the chubby's coma due to the manipulations of Sydow—who walks out mid-meeting onto the balcony of his island mansion, puts on an Illuminati-branded bathrobe, then gets hit by lightning and disappears into nothing, leaving only his robe behind, Obi-Wan style—but after the Russian president decides to ban…

Yeah, I'm gonna second drdarke—I think you're still giving Rand's acolytes too much credit.  Atlas Shrugged was recently recommended to me by a guy making $5 pizzas at Little Caesars, while a friend of mine who talked about "going Galt" after Obama's reelection works as the maintenance guy at a local church.  Captains…

Yeah, I'm gonna second drdarke—I think you're still giving Rand's acolytes too much credit.  Atlas Shrugged was recently recommended to me by a guy making $5 pizzas at Little Caesars, while a friend of mine who talked about "going Galt" after Obama's reelection works as the maintenance guy at a local church.  Captains…