Hypatia is one of those names (like Eve or Eden) that's either "I'm from a strict Christian family" or "mama works the pole and thinks I should too."

Yeah, he's an embarrassing celebrity to embrace, but I usually find myself defending his guitar work around these here parts.

Yeah, he's an embarrassing celebrity to embrace, but I usually find myself defending his guitar work around these here parts.

I am, as always, an enigma.

I am, as always, an enigma.

I quit after a few episodes in season one. Just too meandering and boring. I was surprised to find myself sucked back in with season two. I actually liked the drama on the farm though…

I quit after a few episodes in season one. Just too meandering and boring. I was surprised to find myself sucked back in with season two. I actually liked the drama on the farm though…

I remember liking the Smurfs-meet-Se7en bit when I was in high school. I was, however, a huge dumbass in high school.

I remember liking the Smurfs-meet-Se7en bit when I was in high school. I was, however, a huge dumbass in high school.

I was a spooky child who drew spooky pictures. I feel like I really underestimated my power growing up…

I was a spooky child who drew spooky pictures. I feel like I really underestimated my power growing up…

I saw it and enjoyed it. It's definitely the best of the slew of similar-looking horror movies that have come out this month.

I saw it and enjoyed it. It's definitely the best of the slew of similar-looking horror movies that have come out this month.

Well, um, I've got good news and bad news for you.

Well, um, I've got good news and bad news for you.

The music from the "Barbecue" video filled me with dread. The images were upsetting enough, but that song really put the fear into me.

The music from the "Barbecue" video filled me with dread. The images were upsetting enough, but that song really put the fear into me.

There were rumors that Hall and Stiles had an affair while he was married to Carpenter. Their divorce followed that season's filming.

There were rumors that Hall and Stiles had an affair while he was married to Carpenter. Their divorce followed that season's filming.

Saw voice: "Dmitry, would you like to play a game?…"