Nina: "Heidi, your outfit looks… inexpensive."

But will the Ashleys also wear stylish, big-shouldered blazers?

But will the Ashleys also wear stylish, big-shouldered blazers?

And thus CROCS were invented.

And thus CROCS were invented.

I imagine vodka could be used afterward to kill the infection. And then follow with a pina colada tampon for a lovely scent.

I imagine vodka could be used afterward to kill the infection. And then follow with a pina colada tampon for a lovely scent.

Hopefully there will be a wacky scene involving the use of beer-soaked tampons. Isn't that what all the kids are doing these days?

Hopefully there will be a wacky scene involving the use of beer-soaked tampons. Isn't that what all the kids are doing these days?

I thought the feminine form was "jilling off"

I thought the feminine form was "jilling off"

He really should go by a nom de plume. Maybe "Ralph Van Lesbian"?

He really should go by a nom de plume. Maybe "Ralph Van Lesbian"?

The belt is the main detail that stuck with me about Are You There…. As if changing a pad in a public restroom isn't awkward enough without having to unbuckle the damn thing.

The belt is the main detail that stuck with me about Are You There…. As if changing a pad in a public restroom isn't awkward enough without having to unbuckle the damn thing.

I wish I'd read this book (or something similar) when I was growing up. I was a kid during the televised Loveline/Sex in the 90's era, so I got my sex info with a questionable MTV slant.

I wish I'd read this book (or something similar) when I was growing up. I was a kid during the televised Loveline/Sex in the 90's era, so I got my sex info with a questionable MTV slant.

Except for poor Margaret who only gets a question mark. 1970's belted pads were no good for those.

Except for poor Margaret who only gets a question mark. 1970's belted pads were no good for those.

Teti's back on Project Runway detail? Fantastic!