"We're seeing this ironically. Bros love irony."

"We're seeing this ironically. Bros love irony."

Lummox's white hood got in his eyes when he was reading Hero's comment.

Lummox's white hood got in his eyes when he was reading Hero's comment.

"Your Hairy Palms Are Extra Flammable in Hell: A Masturbation Retrospective"

"Your Hairy Palms Are Extra Flammable in Hell: A Masturbation Retrospective"

Ooh, Jack Davenport would be a great choice! Why isn't he more famous again?

Ooh, Jack Davenport would be a great choice! Why isn't he more famous again?

The Chris Brown double shocker: Two in the pink, one in the stink… and a fist in your eyesocket.

The Chris Brown double shocker: Two in the pink, one in the stink… and a fist in your eyesocket.

I am drinking your milkshake.

I am drinking your milkshake.

Especially if they work for HBO.

Especially if they work for HBO.

I'm on Dave's boat. Thin Mints could kick all other GS cookies' asses. If they didn't give me heartburn in my old age, I could probably go through half a box in a sitting.

I'm on Dave's boat. Thin Mints could kick all other GS cookies' asses. If they didn't give me heartburn in my old age, I could probably go through half a box in a sitting.

I was a Girl Scout for a couple years, but I still don't remember most of the formal names of the GS cookies (aside from Thin Mints).

I was a Girl Scout for a couple years, but I still don't remember most of the formal names of the GS cookies (aside from Thin Mints).

Janet was great as the bitchy secretary on the Sklar brothers' little web series Back on Topps. Good for her that she's having so much success!

Janet was great as the bitchy secretary on the Sklar brothers' little web series Back on Topps. Good for her that she's having so much success!