I was wrong! It was Earth all along!

What's wrong with The Lorax? He's speaks for the trees, for God's sake!

Bob Marley?

Unfortunately the ad exec this time would be Pete Campbell.

Aren't most anti-simians merely struggling with self-hatred over their repressed simian tendencies?

Did he direct Gilbert Grape? I enjoyed that one, soul crushing as it was.

I would happily see that movie, Pervy.

That seems to be the way it goes. SPOILERS for the ones I've heard:
"A Walk to Remember" - Dies of leukemia
"The Notebook" - dementia, old couple dies at the end
That Miley Cyrus movie: Cancer
The Lucky One: Untreated Syphilis

"Zaaac, NOT NOW!  I'm on the toilet!"

Your friend Bad Answer Guy has found a lost pig wandering in her Fightville, getting into grudge matches with her livestock. Would you like to claim it?

I got three. I wondered if Chevy Chase had had some sort of meltdown overnight.

That article is equal parts hilarious and horrifying. Horrifying mostly because it sounds like everyone I work with.

*produces brilliant show, watches it get cancelled*

I imagine he'd be like the dog at the end of Duck Hunt. Just chuckling and impossible to kill.

BECAUSE CGI TUPAC HAD CHEWING GUM STUCK TO HIS CGI PUBIS!

It's a beige-ina. Or beige-zhay-zhay if she's feeling sassy about it.

I blame the Gay Mafia.

Are these blood diamonds? Are they Holocaust diamonds???

No no, Homeskillet! A pregnancy is one doodle that can't be undid!

I dunno… I though Sch!ndler's L!st was pretty good.