The best was when Homer's scam auto-dialer broke and just repeatedly dialed Flanders' house at all hours of the night:

What, the curtains?

Leaving Littlefinger aside, Daenerys' arc has similarities to Carcetti's.

"I like you, pampered little shit that you are. I just like myself better" was just the Bronniest thing he could have said.

I find the "Previously On…" even worse. What they really mean is "Here are the plot points we'll cover in this episode".

Following the character arcs so far, I had a realization:
Arya = Michael from Season 4 of The Wire
Sansa = Namond from Season 4 of The Wire

I'm surprised Hank Ballard didn't get his own mention:
Work with me Annie
followed by:
Annie had a Baby (can't work no more)

Ahh, Agent Hotness.

May not have been intentional, but the Bernadette "card" plot was nearly identical to a Frasier plot. He thought he was signing a birthday card for a coworker, but it was a get well card. Wrote: "Dear Clarence, you're not getting older, you're getting closer to death.". Shenanigans ensue when Frasier tries to steal…

"..Valencia getting nuked."

And the fact that he apparently paints houses with his ears.

What annoys me most about American Beauty is that the last act of the movie (and the whole point) hinges upon a wacky misunderstanding worthy of a Three's Company episode.

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE MCCONAUGHEY!

"lustful pervert"

Loved the way the camera kept swiveling back and forth between the guy grabbing the stash and the other two holding the rest at gunpoint. With Cohle right at the pivot point.

My problem with Michonne's back story:

Fucking hipster Australopithecus.

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART COCA-COLA!

Holy fuck, twitter would have such a shitstorm in 1960. Can you imagine?

"I'm gonna claw my way to middle management."