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Dan Dan Fielding
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Money out the wazoo

Are you suggesting that I, the president of Huxley college, go into a speakeasy?

All I can offer you is a Rufus over your head.

She is insanely hot in this movie.

Ah yes indeed it's fun time, fun time……

Which is about the number of times they use Kwipke. 2 birds. 1 stone.

I would pay to watch Bob Newhart tell jokes to his dog.

I would argue that Damn Yankees ("Can you take me HIIIGGGHHH ENOUGH!!!!!!") epitomizes everything that was wrong with rock music in 1990.

"GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY!"

"She wakes up, she makes up, she takes her time and doesn't feel she has to hurry, she no longer needs you."

And it's about time someone took that Justin Bieber fella down a peg or two. I bet she also hates Paris Hilton!

Indeed. Seriously. God. Damn.

It's his fault for being famous.

My ultra-specific complaint about that song: The horns are so deeply buried in the mix, that I wonder why they even bothered including them.

You should tell us all about it………….TODAY!

I know.  What the fuck is up with Miss Piggy's eyes?

As is Gene Hackman.  Two Genes of awesomeness.  A shame they both retired.  Has Gene Hackman been bad in anything?

Odd that people seem to judge more for the sister-fucking than the, you know, attempted child murder.

All the assembled guards and soldiers: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh……".

I had a sinking feeling ever since he was "freed" that they were just running a Marathon Man con on him.