The bar sure is set low for country stars.  There are approximately….50 million people in the US alone who can sing as well as Blake. 

I liked the first one too.  Even bought the dvd when it came out..though I don't think I ever watched the whole thing again.  I don't really remember much of anything from the Norton Hulk. 

Out of all of them I think Lisa has come out the worst.  Aubrey is nasty in a reality TV villain sort of way, but Lisa just seems like a mean, unstable twat.

Ya fuck that guy for starting a game-changing company from scratch and making some good money for it!  He should have just applied to Blockbuster and worked his way up to store manager like the rest of us wanted to do.

Holy hell.  I know this is way late and no one will read this, but thanks for pointing that 'Last Waltz' performance out.  I'd never seen it and now I have it on a continuous loop.  I've always liked the song, but this version is just perfection.

If he's going to come out it'll take years.  He's got a failed marriage and probably a drinking/drug problem to go through first before he figures it out. That guy is well into Jesus.

Exactly.  I've said it before, but I think his inclusion is the producer's attempt at finding some kind of replacement for Simon.  After hearing the braying jackasses natter on I actually look forward to hearing what Jimmy thinks.

Ya we usually fast forward through the guest performances, but there's something about LMFAO that is so utterly stupid that I can't help but watch.  It's like they're playing a big joke on everybody and they can't believe they keep getting away with it.

Phil isn't the best singer, but where Elise and others have to try to figure out how to make the audience 'like' her, Phil is able to just stroll up on stage, do a song the way he wants, and watch as J.Lo gets wet.
You can't teach that.

Did anyone else feel embarrassed for Christina and her terrible costume choice during her performance?  It was a double whammy of both a mum-bum and a gunt.

Jesus, sounds like Jason's in pretty rough shape.  Amazing he keeps his boyish looks. 
Definitely checking this out.  I've been a fan since I saw them (him) open for Radiohead in '98.  Only time for me that the opening act has completely killed the headliner.  Didn't help that Thom Yorke acted like a complete pussy.

Holy shit, I thought that was a photoshopped photo of Paul's face pasted over top of the real guy. 

Bravo for that one. Gold star.

Ryan Seacrest needs to take footage of Carson Daly and that dude who did X Factor into his next contract negotiation.  After the clips play he can confidently ask for $100 million a season.

In 'The Voice: The Movie', Chris will be played by Adam Scott as his Step Brothers character.

I listened to 'No Hits' on a loop for a about in month in 2005.

Ya he's not TV friendly by any stretch, although neither is Randy…or Steven.  But, Jimmy's a hell of a lot better judge than all three of the triumvirate put together.  I think the execs realized that the judging on this show is a joke and by putting Jimmy in they're saying "sorry, we miss Simon too."  He should…

Ouch, that sounds like it will be skippable.  It was odd enough when improv4humans did a Trayvon Martin thing. 
But, I see Simmons has a Bill Hader ep.  That's more like it, Simmons!

Really, they were relieved to not be reviewed here?  I always think of this site as just a handful of pop culture nerds talking to each other, it's weird to think that it has the power to instill flopsweat on an entertainer.

Whoa, interesting.  I'm sure a lot of people will disagree with you, but I'm thinking it makes sense.  Zach G. definitely doesn't seem like he reads much.  Steve Martin I'm sure reads a lot, and hasn't said anything funny since 1979.