Apparently there is a British darts commentator that specializes at this sort of thing.

Trellis: I'm sorry, I meant that Hibbert not understanding that Homer was genuinely angry could be excused, because I don't think that would be anyone's first guess.

I don't know why Harvard even showed up. I mean, they barely even won.

>_>
My two favorite moments:

Ralphie didn't say "I don't want to hurt you", he said "I can't hurt you." Hurting Artie is forbidden.

>_>
The clear moral of this story is that managers are useless dickheads. And unlike the gays, they weren't born being managers.

Cornhole. Cornhole.
CORNHOLE.

Sleeper.

I had one line!

Favorites not yet mentioned:
Death's Head Revisited
The Shelter
A Stop at Willougby
Nervous Guy in a Four Dollar Room
And When The Sky Was Opened

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD

[throws rubik's cube angrily]

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

>_>
Thanks for sticking up for me, mom.
Oh, how do you know it was me?
Who else would've?

Lemmon never did Gil's voice, but the character he plays in The Twisted World of Marge Simpson could be viewed as a kind of proto-Gil.

wait…what?
The novel is my favorite of all time, but I'm really stuggling to see the connection here. Was that a throwaway joke or is 50 cent…excuse me, the critically acclaimed Curtis Jackson, really trying to pass this off as some sort of adaptation?

I love how in Homer's initial fantasy the Leftorium is named "Flanders' Stupid Left-handed Shop"

This is a first-class Burns episode.

>_>
Ah, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend? You who were once so proud. You who were once so mighty. Now feel the wrath of the left hand of BURNS!