The generator's gone.

>_>
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. But if it's not too much trouble, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH.

"Uh, the devil with his fly unzipped."
"Good. [shows next card]"
"Uh, there's a spill on the floor, and there are a bunch of ants going to it."
"Uh-huh. [next card]"
"THE BOY!"

The speech that ended up airing was a lot more elaborate than the captions.

@ Sam L: Commendatore!

>_>
And you thought the germans were classless pieces of shit.

I know him from Match Game '97.

>_>
As an original deadspin reader, I am stunned and incredibly happy that Kige Ramsey has hit the big time.

Wait a minute, that's not how you spell dumbening.

I'm a fan of Tosh, but I don't really think it lends itself to weekly review.

my favorite Newman moment comes slightly before the Mail Never Stops speech: He knocks on Kramer's door, finds out Kramer isn't there and starts screaming KRAMER! KRAMER! with pure panic and fear.

you're here cause you done fucked up too many times!

My mistake. Seriously though, I could go for some pancakes.

We go pancakes house
I'm fucking hungry now, you know.

And also wants Jerry to personally promise to never eat fish again.

Co-sign.

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After Carsenio, stay up for Ed McMahon: Party Machine.

It's not really that Pauly is unsentimental, it's that he took the rat thing really, really, personally.

When I was growing up, the only radio station was Thomas Edison reading the alphabet. A, he'd say. Then B. Then C. And that was usually followed by D.

We should have stopped at Roy Rogers!