WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, A.V. CLUB?!?

Wow. I just learned something crazily unexpected about Filipino culture.

"How did Vera know about Mary and the Turk, anyway?"

Friendly reminder: If you're going to take Todd's advice and send NBC a letter, please make sure to include your demographic information (age, sex, location, education, and income range) and which NBC affiliate you watch the show live on each week. That's all.

I used to think that, but I now see it as virtually impossible. I know this show is trying to cultivate a LOST-esque "secrets make for great drama" thing, but that information is definitely something a man like Rick would not keep to himself. It's just too important.

1) Why, exactly, is Herschel still so dead-set on them leaving now that they know his "secret?" It seems that he would want some able bodies around now that Otis is dead.

Yeah, there is a third choice: THE SWEET-ASS SMALL DEVELOPMENT OF HOUSES THAT SHANE AND ANDREA FOUND!

Yeah, it's improbable that a small place like that would carry RU-486, or even Plan B, to be honest.

I think I took his "blazer" line another way entirely. Isn't there a pick-up line/innuendo that goes something like, "I'll be like a blazer…all over you."

They need to show this episode again next week in the World Series repeat block. It's that strong.

You're not helping, fwiw. Every platform you watched it on is cancerAIDS to advertisers….just so you know.

So basically, from now on Aaron Sorkin should write every single adaptation of books that cover vaguely real-life events? OK.

9/11 was bad
But seriously, best 9/11 joke I've heard in a while.