Women are under-represented here with only four entries.  I hereby nominate:

Where are my royalties?

Where are my royalties?

Sometimes punctuation can make all the difference:

Sometimes punctuation can make all the difference:

My favorite part of the video is George calling his film treatments a "treasure trove".  Is this the same place he got the Eps 1-3 and "Indiana Jones and the nuclear explosion proof refridgerator"?  Are they contained in a scale model of the Ark of the Covenant? 

My favorite part of the video is George calling his film treatments a "treasure trove".  Is this the same place he got the Eps 1-3 and "Indiana Jones and the nuclear explosion proof refridgerator"?  Are they contained in a scale model of the Ark of the Covenant? 

Finally, Howard the Duck 2 can now get made (featuring a Muppet Howard)!

Finally, Howard the Duck 2 can now get made (featuring a Muppet Howard)!

Seems that we forgot one of your memory implants.  Please report to the Rekall division for upgrades. 

Seems that we forgot one of your memory implants.  Please report to the Rekall division for upgrades. 

So how long will I have to wait for the version of Prometheus that doesn't suck?

So how long will I have to wait for the version of Prometheus that doesn't suck?

Here's why I hate this show (and Modern Family for the same reason): Both parents are successful within incredibly stressful, taxing, and competitive fields BUT ARE ALWAYS AT HOME.

Here's why I hate this show (and Modern Family for the same reason): Both parents are successful within incredibly stressful, taxing, and competitive fields BUT ARE ALWAYS AT HOME.

"… full of greedy, solipsistic, self absorbed ego maniacs who think they can change the world with an iphone app, but also really want to become instantly super fucking rich."

"… full of greedy, solipsistic, self absorbed ego maniacs who think they can change the world with an iphone app, but also really want to become instantly super fucking rich."

But is it imminently eatable?

But is it imminently eatable?

Matthew McConaughey will never get an Oscar because he keeps going full-retard in all his roles.