I don't think you're a moron, but you'll never remember this comment, so it doesn't matter.

And if you turn the tables, by pulling your camera phone out to record the police, they'd definitely have something to say about that.

Can we please change the subject and talk about anything besides Walt Disney's alleged anti-Semitism? Let's talk about who we'd cast as live action 7 dwarves, assuming we could use CGI to shrink regular actors into dwarf-size:

Jefferson Davis
An actuary
Josh Baskin, but grown up as Zoltar who goes back in time and makes himself an adult, using footage from the movie "Big" a la Forrest Gump
Dave Thomas
Kermit the Frog
Gram Parsons

Huh, I never would have thought of that. But now that you mention it, I certainly remember that stuff from Lobo. Have a fraggin' good day, you bastich.

I like where this is going. Smith and Wesson only got rich because there are zillions of people who want to shoot all of the assholes who hated them in high school.

It's man-crushes. "Men crush" is something the Incredible Hulk does.

"Your life won't be worth SPIT!" - Jack Palance, to Jack Nicholson, in a PG-13 movie, shortly after calling Billy Dee Williams a son of a bitch.

Either that, or he's figured out that the girl he's been stalking has stopped posting pictures on Facebook, so he had to buy the company where she's been posting all her pictures.

I had never heard of Instagram before today. From what I can tell, it looks like Mark Zuckerberg just spent $1B on internet pornography.

I'm with you, clicked on the link just to make the same comment!

The moral of that story is, don't try to learn your Native American history from Alice Cooper in Wayne's World. Milwaukee does not mean "the good land."

I might be out of my element on this one; I've only read the first book, and only a couple weeks ago. Regardless, I don't think that "the government performing surgery on unconscious and unconsenting people for propaganda purposes" is "really a very serious issue." You mean, in the book, it's a serious issue?…

This reminds me: isn't there a new Michael Apted movie from the "Up" series due out this year?

If you read only one book this year, it doesn't matter if it's Hunger Games. Pretty much any book is going to be mind-blowing.

SPOILER: You're right, we should be saying, "It's like Battle Royale, except the kids also worry about whether their stylists are going to make them get a boob job" or "It's like One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, except instead of doing real things that would help you find food in a hell-on-Earth, all you have…

Yes. If they say it's not like Twilight, point them to page 214, to the quote "the fact that he was sparkling," and say that you don't read books where girls fantasize about sparkling men.

This. I also prefer Rise Above and found Bitte Orca to be the most accessible. They are not a typical indie band.

Heather Graham is from Appleton, I think.

But how long before a reboot of The Hunger Games?