Nice job, AV Club.

Bad news for you. In the future, everyone has stupid names. Seriously, check out a list of the top baby names of 2010 and imagine what Brayden and Addison are going to name their children:

The A.V. Club has really gone downhill if there's no Winter's Bone joke here yet. What I want to know is: Is the hunger in this dystopian future so bad that Jennifer Lawrence's bow-and-arrow huntress character eats the gross part of the squirrel? Or, "not yet?"

@avclub-ee1045860c39a31099716796dc47b4d0:disqus , you are really missing out on something fun if you don't refer to it as "Hungry Hungry Hippos" instead of "Hungry Hippos" whenever you have the chance.

George W. Romney owes Charlton Heston big-time for paving the way for being the first mainstream conservative white-looking Mexican-American.

I know!

Earth was one of the best live shows I saw last year. Saying, "I'm afraid I'd get bored at a live Earth show" is like saying, "I'm afraid I'd get bored watching an Ingmar Bergman movie." You go in with the right expectations, and it's a good time.

Tree of Life

I read it and disliked it, which can be summarized in two words: "She bitched." They were used to describe something Hillary Clinton allegedly said at some point. Don't remember the exact quote but it was something like:

Does "The Weekly Standard" count as other people?

Thanks for this comment, I think people who praise Russian Ark haven't actually seen it.

This is a no-win situation for the writers here. If they win, we'll just dismiss their opponents as  the half-literate dregs of the commenters. If they lose, they'll have their losing score posted as a comment in every thread from now until eternity. And God forbid they lose to someone with the style to beat them on a…

Doesn't sound like it.

Have we invented a way to watch two 3-D movies on the same screen at the same time? Theoretically, we should be able to do that, right, just show them in alternating frames twice as fast?

Tobias doesn't get any shit from us, but he's awesome, so there you go.

I'm guessing "subjunctive," the answer is always "subjunctive."

Lahore is not mountainous, speaking from experience having been in Lahore. It definitely does not look like Morocco. It looks like India.

In Soviet Russia, "This Means War" means "The Lives of Others!"

Worth posting twice.

Don't worry, Dunk, if you account for Moore's Law, we will be able to generate a near-infinite number of Mission Impossible films by the time the singularity arrives in 2045.