I am honestly not sure if this is a fake spoiler or not, and it kind of makes me want to see the movie to find out. But man, would I be disappointed if Austin were lying.

I thought the rest of the review was pretty good too (not joking). Charlotte Gainsbourg has built up a lot of goodwill with me over the past few years, so I'll give this a shot.

Good list. My list would include Tree of Life, Another Earth, and Melancholia. I think if you watch them in the row, you get to see the beginning, middle, and end of life on Earth.

Best meme: O'Neal
Worst meme: Pierce
Commenter of the year: Craig J. Clark
Best gimmick: The Dalek-Caruso Hybrid

If you know anything about Malawi, you probably know Lake Malawi, which is in a network of easy-to-find lakes in Southeast Africa. But yeah, most people probably don't know much about Malawi.

And a nice Futurama reference if they're talking about "New New York" in the episode.

This is the stupidest movie trailer I've seen since _______________.

Boris Yeltsin was too drunk to be Kevin James. He's more like a John Belushi.

Wrong, they look back to the 80s as the good old days. The 80s are the new 50s. 30 years from now, they'll be looking at the good old days when we tortured Arabs and if the vice-president shot you in the face, you took it like a man goddammit.

Watch the video for Heart-Shaped Box again. Those eyes. Intense.

Yes, you are missing something. The pumpkins are jack-o'-lanterns. Young hoodlums in our neighborhood would dare each other to run up to houses, grab the pumpkins from the front porch, and smash them in the middle of the street. It's like a higher stakes "ding-dong ditch." It was a really shitty thing to do, thinking…

Apollo Throwdown is also my favorite. Buy Nothing Day and T.O.R.N.A.D.O. would probably be my next two from the album. It's a good album.

The first comment of every article should be from the author, and should start with "Explanation for this piece:"

I don't think Tomboy is anyone's favorite Panda Bear album. Probably the same reason The King of Limbs didn't get much love.

I don't find much to disagree with in what you wrote (although I don't know everything you named). I'm with you, the new Low album is not as good as some of their older stuff. You are right, the new Tom Waits is great.

This is how the AV Club punishes you, PJ Harvey. You break their heart by not showing up for a flirtatious interview, so they give it to their hot new girlfriend.

TV advertising isn't the only kind of marketing. Sexy sexy cheerleaders stopping by your office with drugs are also effective: http://www.nytimes.com/2005…

Congratulations, Lieutenant.

I'm guessing: D+

This is where you write your predictions for the letter grade you think "Jack and Jill" will receive.