It's rare for me to see a movie that gets such bad reviews, but I like Tykwer, Owen, and Naomi Watts enough to give this a shot.

Very interesting
Excellent work Mr Tobias.

Liam Neeson
"I was no Liam Neeson at the time." Ok, Mr Campbell… are you a Liam Neeson now?

Mindwarp
I enjoyed Mindwarp, and I consider it a must for Bruce Campbell fans. It didn't make it to DVD as far as I know.

Disappear
"The only way that this could be better is if they had never asked him in the first place." Not sure I agree. I think this means he has a hole in his datebook now, and he won't be spending it in public (one would hope).

To: Michael Caine From: Steven Seagal Re: On Deadly Ground
You know I've been thinking about this for a long time. What does one say to a man with no conscience? I'd like to tell you about the millions of people you've made suffer. But I'd be a total idiot to think that you'd care. You're a piece of shit, Michael.…

I'm with aleskel. I guess I should have figured with the word "naked" after "holy motherfucking shit." But still.

Anthropomorphized DVDs
Hilarious description of Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.

Donna's name is in smaller font that the other AV Club members. Poor Donna.

Apichatpong Weerasethakul
Anybody else look up this guy after Ms Robinson mentioned him just after Ozu? Sounds like this "Mysterious Object at Noon" might be worth a look. Any recommendations?

Whoa, Saint Etienne. That's a good album (first commenter's icon).

Ahoy to Me
Breathe (Underwater!)
On the Boat
Port
The Great Gig in the Sea
Starboard
Aft and Stern
Any Harbour You Like
Boatswain Damage
Ye Clippers

Cha-ching! Just got me one of them entire series of The Wire. Melissa Leo was not in The Wire.

The Vertigo is the most essential Hitchcock. The Notorious is my favorite.

Tilda Swinton and Cate Blanchett shouldn't be put in the same movie; I always confuse them.

All this bitching about "The Oscars always suck" seems pretty off to me. They did a decent job last year, right? At least with the winners.

Nice rant, Skull crusher. To be fair, though, Madagascar never got a nomination for best animated feature.

She's not that bad really; she just stars in awful movies. Isn't this the same website where everyone says "Oh my God Anna Faris I love you I don't care what shitty movies you star in." Same thing with Angelina Jolie. Also, she's saving lives across the world, which is nice.

It's nice to see Encounters of the World on the list, and I'm strongly rooting for it. I did not enjoy Man on Wire.

I haven't seen anything she's been in, but I'm glad to see that someone is happy about the nominations.