"Smithers, have James Taylor killed"

The Dutch are generally considered the best (or were last time I paid attention to that sort of thing). Hacking laws in the Netherlands tend to be rather lax so there's a lot of opportunity to learn.

Yeah. Someone dumped a poopy diaper into the well and things went south.

Here I am, brain the size of a planet…

I'm usually pretty hammered if I'm thinking about eating Taco Bell so this seems superfluous

There's a well known 19th century English doctor named John Snow who has been over shadowed by his homophonic namesake. He's the reason we don't drink shitty dirty water.

Must be nice to be young and still able to contemplate eating something like this without realizing the agony it's going to put you through later

This movie is going to piss off a lot of fedora wearing neckbeards.

I'm sure this is how Paul Ryan would prefer to listen to his "favorite band"

Ahmed Best did a job, he performed the role he was given to the director's satisfaction.

Ok, that sold me.

Those appear to be positive qualities to certain (enough to elect a President) voters

If I had way too much money, I'd hire Terry Crews to run a completely serious political campaign in character as Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Oh they never hated Trump. They may have publicly clucked their tongues at him in disapproval from time to time but privately they celebrated him for "telling it like it is"

Good luck with that.

I'm sure Frank has some free time

Leck mich im Arsch

That's a lot of words for: Trump voters don't give a shit about anything that doesn't affect them personally.

Reebok should smile more

a 7 year old film needs an update to stay relevant.