The moon is round, the Sun is round but for some reason, the Earth is flat.

In my head canon, Kylo Ren is mildly autistic (or at least on the spectrum) so he probably has issues with people touching him.

Let's stop calling it a budget and call it what it is - a depopulation plan.

I'd avoid any place where my stay might be monitored by Russian intelligence agents fishing for Kompromat too

"In other news, Gianforte’s congressional race is currently being run against a

I wouldn't go that far. He's very likeable and has a great deal of charisma and a knack for comedy.

Ostensibly, it's to appeal to the Indian audience but if that's the case you'd think they'd treat him like a babyface.

McCain is only a maverick when it's in politically advantageous for him

I'm intrigued by the storyline of the Injustice series. I just wish it were a in a game genre that I'm not terrible at.

Superman would be the more natural choice as a fascist (albeit benevolent) dictator. Batman understands that everything is basically shit and he's fighting a losing battle.

Unless you're playing a game I find entertaining, reviewing some form of pop culture entertainment, or have really cute pets, I'm not interested in your Youtube channel.

Until he's ripping off his shirt and becoming a fat, screaming sweat monster on the air, he's yet to hit Alex Jones level

It did lead to one of the best one off gags:

Maybe I need to go back and rewatch it but this episode seemed a little disjointed.

Sean Hannity has standards? I'm gonna need a citation for that.

I think JBL's bitter because he never measured up to Stan Hansen.

Gordon Solie, Lance Russell, JR, Gorilla Monsoon.

I'm not a neurologist but I wouldn't be surprised if he were experiencing the beginnings of dementia stemming from the early stages of Alzheimer's disease.

Neil Gaiman is a floor wax.

The look on Jimmy's face was just pure vindictiveness. It was sort of jarring after what's been a pretty sympathetic portrayal. A reminder that underneath it all, Jimmy really isn't a good guy.