Baby steps.

That setup sounds an awful lot like Batman Begins.

I was eating when they showed the yuck puddle.

Love ya, Harrison, but maybe it's time to hire a pilot.

He's about to engage in the most depressing walk and talk in history

I usually don't get salty about Oscar snubs but I'm really annoyed that Amy Adams didn't get a Best Actress nomination

Occasionally they're drummers as well

Largely because Supernatural is all over that.

Doesn't anyone use cursive anymore?

Slightly related, I'm watching Supergirl finally and every time someone refers to the President with a female pronoun, I sigh wistfully.

Placebo Effect ("RAMPAAAAAAAAGE")

See Clinton, Hillary

Between his character tonight and Professor Ian Duncan on Community, maybe it’s time John Oliver takes the hint and accepts his destiny has always been as an Ian.

I developed an enormous respect for librarians in the aftermath of the PATRIOT Act.

Maybe in the later games but it seemed to work well for me in 2. Fireballers were a problem but IIRC closing quickly with torpedo headbutt took care of that.

I kind of like how they subvert that on Ilium in ME2 when you eavesdrop on a conversation which implies that the Asari are actually mind-controlling the other races to look like sexy-blue versions of whatever each species considers the ideal beauty.

My secret was choose E. Honda and abuse the shit out of the Hundred Hand Slap (which can really only be countered by Chun Li's spinning kick thingie)

I'm lukewarm on ROTJ but I love the stuff in the Emperor's throne room. Not sure where that puts me in terms of feminist criticism

I just remember thinking "Why the fuck am I beating up a car? This makes no sense."

None of the evil Russian wrestlers were actually Russian.