You don't like The Goonies!?
Sorry Noel, I don't think we can hang out any more . . .

You're not alone, Arsenio - as you can tell from my name . . .
I still have 4 hours till I get out of here and can see what the Coen's are up to these days . . .

What in God's name is a Badger Paratrooper . . . ?

It's like, how much more blank could this be? And the answer is none. None more blank.

I'm in the UK and am reading this at 9am.
Thanks for the buzzkill before 9 hours of mind-numbing spreadsheet fiddling . . .

I've got knives in my eyes . . .

I just have to say,
Though you hipsters may mock,
My arse looks damn good

No bitches involved . . .
It means passing the hat around to get some cash collected.
I'm sure a personal Nabin visitation would be worth every penny!

I'm now wondering if the term "whip round" means something different for my American cousins . . .

I reckon us Brits should have a whip round for Nabin to fly over.

Can I just congratulate Hiho for the use of the word "sassy"?

Hope it made you feel a little better . . .

She's a fatty!

Meant to write above that you're definitely right about the line giving the chills . . .

No damn cat. No damn cradle.

At least he can get into the country club now . . .

She's not "*that* Mexican," Mom, she's "*my* Mexican." And she's Colombian or something

They're airing her last 3 boobs?

Jesus Dell - your avatar really isn't something I want to see right now . . .

So your name is . . . Arshy?