Neah, he's living his life, but he doesn't talk about it to the press. I dunno how many blowjobs his publicists have to give, but it never comes up on any major movie press junket. And it's really made me not like him.

You're an optimist, I see…

I used to complain about excessive obits, now I'm just happy they're bringing down the trump newswire percentage.

Yah, but you don't expect people who write newswires to actually know things about the stuff they're writing about, do you?

Is anyone really okay if they're still hanging out around here?

Do you get to pick these newswire topics, Plumberduck, or are they foisted upon you? Either way, I can't imagine anyone doing any worse with them.

In February, he explained that it's written and they're drawing it.

Yeah, and hurry up, Aladdin. Before Jasmine is forced marry Jafar! Similarities… Lemon out!

When I painfully die of radiation poisoning after barely escaping the blast, my last words will be "Maulik Pancholy, THIS IS ON YOU!!!"

If there was such a thing as a film version of what.cd, I couldn't give you an invite because I don't know you and the user limit has been reached.

IF YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE THAT STEPHEN MILLER AND GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990, STOP GOSSIPING AND GO RIGHT TO THE POLICE WITH IT!!!

The Trump brand is worth much more!

The bald avenger?

Apparently he hugged a woman in public and now he's a cheating bastard who only wanted her fame and money.

We didn't get a newswire for Kylie™ and Joshua Sasse, and he's much hotter than Evans…

Are you the reviewer being an asshole or just some schmuck?

The Color Purple
Bee Movie
Lee Daniels' Terms of Endearment

So the screenplay has already leaked?!

Mmmmno. You will be sacrificed on the altar of Trump newswires tonight.

It's super cool that you're not watching ahead, yet you still make tired and annoying predictions about what happens ahead!