I expect Simon Rex's dick to get a cameo.

Yep, and all the tabloids are shitting on him.

Give 1Q84 a try before giving up on Murakami.

Haven't we all prepared complex meals out of Japanese ingredients using cooking methods mostly employed in Japan?

So… do Batman and Robin finally fuck?

Only losers with small hands tie their ties higher.

You mean the kid wants to fuck the parent?

Fine, I'll suppose I'll give it a try soon.

Sounds just right.

I'd rather watch paint dry than a Foundation film.

Watching Arrival tonight. Will return with a comment on this, that will be in no way prewritten along the lines of "NO!!! JODOROWSKY'S DUNE OR LYNCH'S DIRECTOR'S CUT OR GTFO!"

You sound like you might be depressed.

Mulva?

Try this http://www.imdb.com/title/t…
Kate Beckinsale is (unexpectedly) delightful.

Silencing is not a thing anymore. Any skinhead can self publish and gain prominence on social platforms.

The cure for the common plot problem…

You know what you did.

First Asian man you were attracted to? Mine is Star Trek: Voyager's Garret Wang.

It'll just be one episode per week.

Yeah, total-time crunch. It's not like most network shows start shooting in the summer and then premiere in the fall.