Sounds like a beautiful sentiment, but statistically stupid people like stupid music…

Just get really drunk… Tomorrow morning you'll hate both alcohol and weed.

You could go and gamble at a reservation casino…

I'll suck a big brown sausage for that!

And what an important discussion it was! Too bad DoctorHandsome's dislike of faux-hawks is now forever lost!

It's nice to see shitty ageism aimed at men for once. Actually, it's not…

It's made from dead treas. Ask your grandma!

Who died and made you the human hearing expert? Actually, a better question would be who harassed you about audio quality to turn you so bitter about how other people enjoy music?

It has. The thing that happened a year ago was Jay-Z purchasing it.

Alternatively, people who eat raw flour deserve a Darwin Award?

So we don't want people who eat raw dough to die?

What's your average dick size?

By teaching people that they don't even need to google "x torrent"?

Yeah, having their worst paid employees clean up that mess will really show those corporate lawyers!

Could be worse, I suppose… Sia could have sung it herself.

I thought the exasperation only came after you realize you want him inside you, but it'll never happen…

I hope Don Bluth's corpse was raped by a pack of earthworms…

Well, the UCB style is the funniest…

If you have to ask, then yes she is.

I planned the same thing for Gods of Egypt, but it's utterly unenjoyable in every way.