I now see that I've poorly worded my comment (and I've edited it). I meant that I'm curious about the repercussions of Scotland and Northern Ireland splitting from the UK. Anyway, I agree with the fact that it's going to be a shitshow, unless the UK somehow manages to backtrack.

I need a thinkpiece on whether Scotland and Northern Ireland leaving the UK will be better or worse for everyone involved. It's such a complex issue.

3 days on the job and already reaching the heights of assholery that took other staffers years to perfect!

Majel Barrett watched.

The Klingons.

The problem with your point, with or without those words, is that every person who picks their nose and ingests the dirty mucus thinks everybody else is doing it too, and they just won't admit it. Every person who smells their finger after inserting it into their rectum thinks everybody else is doing it as well. You…

Fuller knows what gets me wet.

Deep down we're all Donald Trump, huh?

I wouldn't find blowing up The Onion offices satisfying at all…
I'm more of a stride in wearing a fur coat and announcing that I'm now the majority shareholder and you'll all have to bend to my every whim kinda guy.

The hacking was imaginary. Elliot was actually working in a sweat shop making Skechers all along.

I'd open my legs for Tyrell so wide…

No, he should be making out with Chris Evans on screen.

You fixed it, making my initial comment seem criminally pedantic…

Personally, I get off on stealing purses from British old ladies and beating them to a bloody pulp, but that's just me.

Both misspelled btw…

Marxist Socialism… European Socialism… Communism… Dictatorship… Different concepts, ya know?

Fuck you, Channing Tatum. In '80s Romania, most people stood 3-6 hours in line for rationed eggs, milk or meat products™. In some cities warm water and electricity were only available a couple hours a day. But haha, I'm sure your humor will acknowledge how close we were to being exterminated by a madman respectfully.

Joe Biden?

Can I quote The Simpsons anymore?
Of course you can.
Well, I couldn't before!

I like big apes and I cannot lie…