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How is it obnoxious? Does it flaunt its food in front of you? Is their Kale mascot harassing you when you're walking down the street?

What's that, Sheridan? You need monogrammed speedos? You and Tarquin want matching ones? Oh, I'm sure you'll both look dashing in them while you summer on the Côte d'Azur. I'll get daddy to send a check right away.

Truffle oil is an abomination, you taste-challenged peon!

Oh, disgust! Gotcha! That didn't sound hot at all!

Redefining food porn, are you?

I want a video with Mr. Teti and his mom taste testing them…

Dilution, sure, cash grab, definitely. But I sincerely look forward to having a new one every year, and I'm not a fan. I've seen the first 3 once, then quit midway through the other trilogy.
Hopefully each of the new ones will bring something new to the table. If they all end up following the same template instead of

I don't know about you, but I remember doing the Jar-Jarusi at every party back then, and it killed every time!

Who's we? I'm fucking disagreeing here.
These new films have different creative teams, it's not like the same people have to work on every one of them until they're completely tapped out creatively.

My only problem with weight is the imperial system.

Smartphone, tablet, book, ebook, iPod, magazine, newspaper, portable Tetris, knitting needles… these are just a few of the things that people use every day when they don't want to watch rats on train tracks.

If I wasn't impressed by the pilot, is there any reason to go on?

Ah, 99-05, the Star Wars nerd's Star Wars trilogy.

So is Decker a replicant or not?

Those buckwheat filled breasts got me hard as well.

I think I watched Rise in the theatre, because I really hated myself that day. I suppose that if one is not inclined to dwell on Miss Liu's nudity, it's an insanely forgettable film.

Wow, you're definitely not niggardly in your praise of Brannagh's performance. I half-heartedly agree.

And definitely not a bunch of guys.

If it wasn't for Six Degrees of Separation, this would be my favorite Will Smith movie.