Recommended reading
DMX also has an autobiography called "E.A.R.L.: The Autobiography of DMX." You can read some of it on Google Books:

where's the love …
… for Trust? I've listened to EC for years and that's still my favorite by him. Sure it's a bit manic stylistically but the songs are great so it's never phased me. "You'll Never Be a Man" probably sums up for me the best about EC's obtuse approach to melody. Trust also gets the shaft on EC's…

LOLLA???
Did you just fucking call Lollapalooza "Lolla"???? Goddammit.

I watched this movie …
… on an 11-hour flight from Korea to L.A. because there was nothing else to do. At one point towards the end of the movie there was really fucking rough turbulence and even the attendants had to sit down but for some reason they kept the movie playing. The only thought going through my head was…

Eminem update
Thanks A.V. Club! You truly are my number one source for current Eminem's weight updates!

Eminem update
Thanks A.V. Club! You truly are my number one source for current Eminem's weight updates!

hm
Where's Starcastle???

Actually he did think of people downloading his album before it was released. I remember watching some video he put on youtube or something where he was hyping the album and specifically asked fans not to download it . . .

gettin' old?
I was talking to my younger cousin (he's 16, I'm 24) about how I'd been listening to the new Ghostface Killah album. He was like "Who's that?" I said, "You know, he's part of the Wu-Tang Clan . . . Method Man, Old Dirty Bastard, those guys . . ." He hadn't heard about any of that shit. Of course when I…

Tanx 4 all da laffs
Please don't let it end!

Yeah, TNE: WTF no Zodiac? It's on my list of best of the year for sure…

The passport?
Episode 3 was awesome, but one thing bugged the shit out of me. How did Marlo get a passport in like the course of a few days or however long the episode is supposed to cover? It wasn't fake, right, or else why would Prop Joe have asked him about prior convictions? I thought it was supposed to take at…

Dumb Dumb
Alright! Tell, me, does the A.V. Club get a call every time this dumb, calculating jerk-off makes some dumb, obvious jokes?

How about …
… the AV Club just stops posting anything about her UNTIL she DOES drop dead. Because if I want to read about this shit I can just head over to TMZ … I come here for the intelligent, classy shit, like the latest on Dan Fogleberg and who Stereogum thinks is totes hott.

the ramblin' dude
Willie Nelson is usually mentioned above Waylon Jennings in discussions about "outlaw country" but for my money Waylon's '70s output beats Willie's any day of the week, great as he is… Great pick.

This is lame
This is the lamest fucking loser shit ever.

Isn't that cute. The commenter named for a Germs song is still lamenting the cancellation of the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Agreed. As funny as that Axl post is, you'd have to be pretty retarded to actually sign your name and send in money in order to attest that you've done something you believe is illegal.

I am so there …
… finally, the Magnetic Fields' own "Monster."

nice but…
… way too short kyle! i needs me more rajskub!!!