Hey, my father's mother died recently, and she wrote him out of her will, too, even after he had helped arrange all his parents' finances in the years after his mother was diagnosed with Alzheimer's!  Dad's share went to some jackoff in Georgia that my grandfather knew from his Army days.  Really made it easier to…

"Hey, Life: it's over!  We're breaking up!  We're through!  I never want to see you again!  I never loved you, anyway!"

It's a beautiful song.

Oh, funerals exist.  Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I've been to some.

That's what they call a "Dutch oven."

Sadist!  You know I can't listen to Ludwig van without becoming violently ill!

If I have a fatal accident in the capital of Colorado: "Tamp the Dirt Down."

This is the most strangely uplifting and hilarious thread for me to be reading on a stormy Friday, after a really grueling week.  Thanks, everyone!

My favorite part: "You'll stick your head back out and shout 'We'll have another round!'"

There should totally be a Polish version of the jazz funeral, but with polka!

Yeah, I never thought you had to choose one or the other.  Have the wake the night before, get all the sad-happy out of your system with booze, jokes, and stories; then have the funeral/memorial/graveside thing the next morning, and everyone can get the happy-sad out of their system through prayer and exhaustion. …

You gotta do that, just to listen for any knocking from inside the casket.

First off, keep everything as inexpensive as possible.  I think it's ridiculous how much money people spend on funerals, caskets, etc.  Save your money.  Bury me in a pauper's grave if you can.  Totally go with a pine box, or better yet, no box at all, just a burial shroud.  I'll be dead, I'm not going to care what…

Well, it might have been after Byrne left.  I can't remember.  At any rate, the Eradicator took him over, and he flew around Metropolis in a standing position, and wore a more Kryptonian suit, and he was cold and clinical to everyone.

What if Parker Posey had played Lois Lane?  Hell, she has a comic book-sounding name in real life!

I was really intrigued by all the stuff about Kryptonian colonies on other worlds. I know that in the comics, they long ago established that Kryptonians, though they were among the most advanced civilizations in the galazy, never explored space, because they were somehow tied to Krypton through their genetics, or…

I think we're generally in agreement.

I noticed a LexCorp tanker truck during the final battle.  Of course, it got ripped in half.  Maybe Luthor will sue Superman.  He's done  that in the comics, hasn't he?

@avclub-130f14e3e5c0263f013b56d8c212f26a:disqus I thought her article about aliens was attributed to an anonymous source on that guy's website.  Perry White knew it was Lois, because he'd already read the article when she submitted it to him.

On the other hand, I'll take all manner of testy disagreements about movies like this if it gets commenters to come up with great phrases like "horrible stream of demon bile that causes cancer in puppies."