I saw what it said at first, too, @avclub-17a9e577ab7b749bfb086d5ce17c87d9:disqus .

Excellent job, @avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus !

So, a fairly anonymous role.  Apparently Anthony Michael Hall is in The Dark Knight as a cop somewhere in the background, too.  Next thing I know, I'll learn that Ally Sheedy was one of the nurses evacuated from the hospital before the Joker blew it up, and that Joe Izuzu guy was one of the Wayne Enterprises board…

Wow, how did you get that inmate number, @avclub-65e3468335bd523ce8bf5ef4e08ad4f4:disqus ?

Repurposed AV Club Comments:

Who the fuck was he in the Batman movies?

It sentenced me to be exposed before my peers!

Hey, I actually like the bike idea, @avclub-410987637793620466d1b0732bd7ed6d:disqus .  I want to set something like that up at home, so I feel a little better about all the football I watch on TV.

"I know you can all sense the darkness in here…"

The Bridgeseseses.

@persia2:disqus , now I'm even more confused.  In what universe would kids mock another kid for knowing a martial art, even if it is the Dane Cook of martial arts?

I'm sorry I read the Wikipedia entry.

Twenty years ago, when there was a particularly annoying VJ on MTV who went by the handle of Kennedy, a wag in my college newspaper mentioned her and then added a parenthetical wish, "(please, just one more Kennedy assassination!)."

"…the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone" has the scent of a misunderstood textbook passage repeated through faulty memory.

They killed him in the end, but he lasted until age 82!

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus , you should meet up with a grammar nazi with an obsession about commas, and let the romantic sparks fly!

"I don't go to action films for political analysis."

The only thing I remember about that movie were the obscene marching cadences the troops came up with, and that it was the first movie I saw that acknowledged that the US lost the Vietnam War (and Eastwood's character seemed more upset that Korea was a "draw," puzzlingly).

Does he still do that thing where he sends a camera crew out to find whoever it is he's harassing at the moment, surprise them on the street, or outside their home, and start buffeting them with questions, and just recording the person's wide-eyed sputtering, playing it as some kind of admission of guilt?  Because if…

They really need to get Blythe Danner as a foil to Jessica Walter in Arrested Development.