Robot penis, maybe.

It included "getting off."  That's something.

@avclub-98f70c066a3f2c11ae8d5ca8e9fe13dd:disqus , I'm not sure a comma helps at all!

Go where nature leads — it knows what it's doing.

Not as many as Qaddafi had of Condoleeza Rice.

I've always heard that Farley was the nicest guy ever.  From what I can gather, that character he did of the fawning interviewer who can't think of any question beyond, "Remember when you made [insert name of movie]?  That was awesome."  was pretty close to Farley in real life.

It's well-documented on film…

You gettin' smart with me?

Inventor.

Thanks for all the nightmares I'm going to have.

"You hate your father, don't you?"
"Yeah, but they guy I really hate is your father!"

The color-scheme, too.

I dunno.  Has anyone seen Chris Elliot's birth certificate?

He doesn't not mean that.

@avclub-85b0faa88b92483cbe957df7eb9602cd:disqus , then tell me what the Simpsons are made of!

I think you've got it right, @avclub-90a5da808b7409c044aac94d490e7f0d:disqus .

That Lenny Bruce book cover: ugh!  The mid-1960s were just a horrible time for book-jacket design, world-wide.  I've seen books from the Communist bloc of that era — surely the most design-impoverished societies the modern world has ever known — that didn't look any worse than American-made stuff from the same time.

Fair points, @avclub-6e8fb18f4f5788ce09ff72f8fdd81b4f:disqus .  I'm sure there were bad qualities about him, just like with any of us, that got magnified with immense wealth, constant media attention, and being half-crazy from celebrity-worship and lots of drugs.

Doesn't he light a cigarette with the gas stove at one point during those, because Yoko had thrown out all his lighters in an attempt to get him to stop smoking?

Ringo never had pretensions to being a musical genius or poet-philosopher-rock-god.  He was just a drummer in a rock 'n' roll band.  It's pretty clear that the other Beatles all liked him immensely, and they wanted him in the band — they even forced Pete Best out to get him.  Maybe just having Ringo's personality…