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I think what I find hard to understand about Furries is not so much that they wear costumes — hell, lots of people dress up and role-play when they have sex — it's that the costumes they wear must be such a hindrance to the sex.  The mechanics of sex while wearing a French maid's outfit or gladiator's loincloth aren't

Isn't deviantart where that one guy has those awesome pictures of various presidents of the US killing zombies, punching gorillas, and hunting down Bigfoot?  Those are awesome!

Those guys can always get co-opted as saints.

I must have missed that one.

I would love to see the Church's official statement about Los Dias y Las Noches de Monsignor Martinez.

I can buy that.  The first time I saw a boxing match, I thought it was incredibly boring compared to the fights in the Rocky movies, which was all I had seen up until then.

Well, the prayer-pose thing is long gone.  What's the other meme you're thinking of?

Gene Simmons, without KISS makeup, looks like he's wearing a wig from one of the Planet of the Apes (1968) chimpanzee costumes.

And not involved Tatooine at all, until the end, when Luke gets hidden there.

Surely if one is strong with the Force, he knows how to handle the double-sided light saber without cutting of his own legs.  But I see what you're saying.  Nevertheless, I can overlook such practicalities when the result is so awesomely bad-ass.  Don't we overlook the fact that Darth Vader locks "blades" with both

He definitely went to the comic well too often, but when it was new, it was a fun change from his stone-faced-killing-machine roles.

Zardoz

I agree with everything up there that doesn't involve Darth Maul (the one element I would salvage from the prequels).

There was nothing borderline about the parody in The Last Action Hero, and at the time, it was a great send-up of Schwartzenegger's persona, his movies, the genre as a whole, and even its fans.  I've never laughed so hard at an action parody as I did during the kid's daydream re-imagining of Hamlet as a blow-shit-up

I've only seen the first Twilight movie, but I would agree that it is a great example of this category.

Yeah, I can see how people might think it would be an effective parody of poorly conceived TV shows.  The premise sounds like a pitch we might have heard in a late-Golden-Era Simpsons episode.

Remember when Innocence of the Muslims caused a riot in Cairo, and then the American consulate in Benghazi got burned down, resulting in 4 American staff being killed?  It turns out that the Benghazi attack was not a spontaneous riot, like the one in Cairo seems to have been; but I've never understood why anyone

"It's existential, but sexy. Sexistential."

This needs to become a catch-phrase.

I don't remember anything about that movie, except an unexpectedly hilarious scene where Tom Skerritt (really one of our most underrated actors) was trying to convince Diane Keaton that things were going just fine with their kids, and she should loosen up.  He punctuates this line of reasoning by saying, "Honey,