Hi…..I'm in Delaware.

I would be Chipper about this, but I'm too busy Jones-ing for the next baseball season.

And with that, MrVandelay has secured a top 5 position on the AV Club Commenter Power Rankings from now until Dawes brings about the end of time.

Isn't it pretty to think so?

WAX TOM CRUISE!!!

Well, Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

Let 'em go, you'll stay here with me, we'll go bowling.

No way in hell is it better visually than Alien. Give me the Space Jockey over endless crimson hallways every time.

Ron's look of pride after she said that sold it for me.

You should start.

He's with you guessed it; Frank Stallone.

His AV Club username should be suspended for such an offense!

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If Community or Parks and Recreation are effected by this, the AV Club Militia is my first phone call. Did I say militia? I meant Killbot Factory.

How much fuck School Police Chief Lisa Walter?

Go straight to the show, I'd say. The movie is pretty good but the show is terrific, with the exception of season 2.

Absolutely incredible episode tonight. It's interesting that the only plot line from the "slow" early episodes of this season that hasn't popped back up is Marie's shoplifting.

True enough, Warren. True enough.

Get out here, son! There's a-doin's a-transpirin'!

We finally know what "(Don't Fight It) Feel It" was actually about.