After seeing Costner muck up British, New England and New Orleans accents over the course of his career, did anyone think he'd be able to pull off a Deep South drawl?

Any store in the hammock district.

What? What are you laughing at? Oh, I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it kids, isn't it? Well, children, I can't help that!

I don't know if it's the worst, but The Secret War of Lisa Simpson was the first episode that popped into my head.

Homer's maniacal laughter after he breaks the bulb in the lighthouse so the people on the boat will have to be his friends more than makes up for the sluggish plot.

Miller, you diabolical.

But we're gonna need a lot, beads aren't cheap. Are beads cheap?

What's this? Another door?

Does anyone know
the multiplication table?

I'm your white knight!

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

Among the lines said by random background guys it's certainly the best, with "stealer of money from the church collection plate!" in second.

I'd like to take the starch out of his stuffed shirt.

McCartney II also deserves credit for spawning the fucking awesome music video for "Coming Up."

Agnes, we've got work to do!
(rips off shirt)

BREAKING NEWS
Harry Ellis anticipates massive erection while watching indie romantic comedy Save The Date.

Don't you mean Lance?
Best damn kicker in Texas, motherfuckers.

Friday I finally got around to watching the Jerry Seinfeld documentary Comedian, which would've been great if it didn't feature so much of the insufferable Orny Adams.

You have to watch FNL from the beginning. The first four seasons are on Netflix Instant Play. I'd imagine season 5 will be on there soon enough.

You gotta be fucking kidding.