Nice! Be the change you want to see.

Nice! Be the change you want to see.

Make no mistake: Occupy Big Brothers/Big Sisters is not a kids group.  We actually take money from young children and give it to "Big Brother" in the Orwellian sense.

Make no mistake: Occupy Big Brothers/Big Sisters is not a kids group.  We actually take money from young children and give it to "Big Brother" in the Orwellian sense.

I find you charming.

I find you charming.

Well, no one can say you didn't stick to the issues.  If we ever run against each other in the AV Club elections (maybe TV Club Drain Commission or something), you'll have that going for you.

Well, no one can say you didn't stick to the issues.  If we ever run against each other in the AV Club elections (maybe TV Club Drain Commission or something), you'll have that going for you.

*commenter on pop culture website named thirdnipple debates crucial issues of the day, objectively identifies correct positions on each*

*commenter on pop culture website named thirdnipple debates crucial issues of the day, objectively identifies correct positions on each*

Powerful stuff!  I especially love the "so whatever."  Now, tell me all your thoughts on God.

Powerful stuff!  I especially love the "so whatever."  Now, tell me all your thoughts on God.

I will work on it, good sir. This wisdom, and your original comment have forced me to take a good hard look in the mirror.  I'm going to make some changes.  I'm going to love again!

I will work on it, good sir. This wisdom, and your original comment have forced me to take a good hard look in the mirror.  I'm going to make some changes.  I'm going to love again!

You're so righteous and insightful!  Why are you wasting your talents on lowly douchebags like myself?

You're so righteous and insightful!  Why are you wasting your talents on lowly douchebags like myself?

Dude, you nailed me!

Dude, you nailed me!

*conjures Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Dave Chappelle to act like a ninja in "dorky white guy" voice*

*conjures Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Dave Chappelle to act like a ninja in "dorky white guy" voice*