I have larger boobs.

Easy, Senor Compassion, remember that this is her joke.  But we've all noted what a nice guy you are, so sleep well.

Easy, Senor Compassion, remember that this is her joke.  But we've all noted what a nice guy you are, so sleep well.

Unless it's the worst thing ever, of course.

Unless it's the worst thing ever, of course.

Just drop it already.

Just drop it already.

Fucking love Burning Love.

Fucking love Burning Love.

Whoops.  Yep.  Good catch.

Whoops.  Yep.  Good catch.

I'm shocked - SHOCKED - that there are 138 Reasonable Discussions here and nobody's mentioned "Burning Love" with Ken Marino.  Not exactly the same thing, but a parody reality show now with 13 episodes, lots of notable names, attractive women, and very funny.

I'm shocked - SHOCKED - that there are 138 Reasonable Discussions here and nobody's mentioned "Burning Love" with Ken Marino.  Not exactly the same thing, but a parody reality show now with 13 episodes, lots of notable names, attractive women, and very funny.

Also, Simpsons.

Also, Simpsons.

@avclub-20a9fb02b8e93d9329b1419d55d59060:disqus You love my cocaine?!?!

@avclub-20a9fb02b8e93d9329b1419d55d59060:disqus You love my cocaine?!?!

Wow!  That is truly annoying.  I love how the names are 6 times the size of the picture of the characters.

Wow!  That is truly annoying.  I love how the names are 6 times the size of the picture of the characters.

Subtitles?!?!  Ugh!  If I wanted to read a movie, I'd just pick up a book or something.  When is the next Transformers coming out already?