Actually, @avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus , he addresses his scandal this week.  As I'm sure you assumed, being that you're no ignoramus, it was mostly taken out of context and was a punchline to a joke that, when printed deadpan, came across as sincere and in bad form.  He made no apologies,…

Adam Carolla.

Adam Carolla.

"95% of my coworkers are raging liberals and feminists!"

"95% of my coworkers are raging liberals and feminists!"

This is why I'm not paying for my kids college if they choose a liberal arts degree.

This is why I'm not paying for my kids college if they choose a liberal arts degree.

The good news is that you are now officially cool.  
The bad news is that if you died, the world wouldn't change one bit and virtually no one would notice or care.  In less than 80 years, not a single sole on earth will know or remember your name.But don't worry, that goes for most of us, so enjoy being cool while…

The good news is that you are now officially cool.  
The bad news is that if you died, the world wouldn't change one bit and virtually no one would notice or care.  In less than 80 years, not a single sole on earth will know or remember your name.But don't worry, that goes for most of us, so enjoy being cool while…

In that song, Katy Perry sings that California gurlz will "melt your popsicle."  
I'm wondering - now stay with me on this for a second - if 'popsicle' is a metaphor for an erect penis, and the reference to it melting essentially symbolizes the softening of an erect penis after ejaculation, thereby implying that women…

In that song, Katy Perry sings that California gurlz will "melt your popsicle."  
I'm wondering - now stay with me on this for a second - if 'popsicle' is a metaphor for an erect penis, and the reference to it melting essentially symbolizes the softening of an erect penis after ejaculation, thereby implying that women…

Adam Carolla.

Adam Carolla.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

I'll still defend my fandom of Queensryche back then (just as I will all the other bands I mentioned), but damn does it not hold up. I had the Operation: Mindcrime album.  I tried to listen to it again a few years ago.  Just couldn't get through it.  
However, give Europe's The Final Countdown another listen (thanks…

I'll still defend my fandom of Queensryche back then (just as I will all the other bands I mentioned), but damn does it not hold up. I had the Operation: Mindcrime album.  I tried to listen to it again a few years ago.  Just couldn't get through it.  
However, give Europe's The Final Countdown another listen (thanks…

*sighs*
*casually gives high five*

*sighs*
*casually gives high five*

I'm with you @avclub-f8665a36d5a911922da81a12443887ed:disqus .  As a pre-teen in the mid-80s, I definitely owned Poison, Europe (which can still be hilariously awesome), everything Jovi, Def Leppard (which can still be hilariously awesome), and even dabbled in a little Queensryche.  I started dating a punk rock girl…