Maybe he should have saved those prayers for a respectable music career.

Mommy, what's a babortion?

Mommy, what's a babortion?

At first, I thought you were just being negative, but then I listened to the track, and it really is pretty boring.  Yawn on, good sir.  Yawn on.

At first, I thought you were just being negative, but then I listened to the track, and it really is pretty boring.  Yawn on, good sir.  Yawn on.

I'm just still angry about when I got my ass kicked by a pack of liberal arts douchebags. . . as is wont to happen.

I'm just still angry about when I got my ass kicked by a pack of liberal arts douchebags. . . as is wont to happen.

Yes.

Yes.

It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife.

It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife.

Thank you, @avclub-4b8dbaa429f18373947e25594eb17f40:disqus .  Triple like.

Thank you, @avclub-4b8dbaa429f18373947e25594eb17f40:disqus .  Triple like.

Adam Carolla.

Adam Carolla.

If you're saying it's impossible for someone to write a good Herbie movie, then how can you fault Lennon for writing a bad one?

Negga?  Please.

You should read his book, "Making Movies for Fun and Profit."  Writing a movie isn't like what you think.  He didn't just turn a shit script in and they green-lit it and filmed it line for line.  
The end product was basically nothing like his original.  Studios have teams of revolving writers they bring in and fire…

For a great 5 minutes of brilliance this week, download the Dr. Bruce episode on 5/7 and skip to the 43 minute mark.  Adam and Bald Bryan improv a story of how nursery rhymes like "This Little Piggy" originate, and it's great.  It's all the things that people on this site seem to like about Carolla, without the…

Adam Carolla.