I disagree.  I liked Neeson's more vulnerable roles.  I don't know when he became an action h-[FACE PUNCH].

The only color Charles Bronson sees is red, bitches!!

Mmmm.  Open faced club, sand wedge.

*listens to Lana del Rey*
*shrugs*
*reads internet comments and sees that everyone hates her*
*cracks knuckles*
*ponders momentarily to prepare proper articulation*

I literally have 37 drums of vaseline in my garage. Did you really want some?

Stellaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Adam Carolla.

@avclub-12c587c9ed3b9edc910316b5954e12c5:disqus So, all snark aside (yes, it is weird that you have proclaim that for most serious posts here), Synecdoche isn't about investing in the characters - which is odd, because it's essentially about people.  However, more than people, it's about time, and about how long life…

Synecdoche has been my favorite of his films, hands down.

At the Superbowl!

To Nathan Rabin, who will never read this:

My mom once told me that she couldn't stop crying for hours after watching Sophie's Choice, when me and my brother were kids at the time.  
Later in life, I watched it a couple years before I had kids and was like, "Meh.  That's not that sad."   
Now that I have kids, I don't even like to think about that movie.

Omar?  The Wire?  I'm not sure what this means or where you're going with it.  Is he a singer?

As a parent of a three-year old, and essentially a 30-year old man-child who already has trouble displaying the maturity and emotional strength needed to raise a normal child, there's no way in hell I'm even going to re-read that review.  I can't even imagine going through that.

WWII: D-Day;
The sequel to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, where one lucky child wins a magic ticket to take part in the annual Dessert Day celebration at the Chocolate Factory.  (Not exactly a dramatic exploration of life, but wildly misleading.)

Blue Ivy.

Yeah, but that wedding gon' be off the chiggity chain, son!

Payola.

What?! No.  Australians are pretty much like regular people.

Senator cabspaintedyellow claims he's not a garbageman, and that his rival is.  But can we really trust this man?  In 2009, Senator cabspainted yellow accused Senator Senorbagofdics of being a diaper changer after Senator Senorbagofdics accused Senator cabspaintedyellow of the same.