Liberals - especially Hollywood liberals - love to make fun of Sarah Palin, so I'm guessing this is just a cash-in on that.

You can hyperbolize it all you want, but if you're ignorant enough to think that everyone is just going to "know" not to use the word, then why are we having this discussion?

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus That was Adam Carolla's biggest complaint with the movie Drive.

Not necessarily.  How many accolades will Jay-Z and Kanye's "Niggas in Paris" receive?  Are the people that reference that song going to have to say "N-words in Paris"?

This is what happens when the word "nigga" is used so prevalently in mainstream pop culture.  I can't play half my music in front of my kids because of this word.  Here's a crazy idea: if you don't want white people saying "nigga," don't litter every rap song with the word, especially when the majority of album sales…

@avclub-f2f7aa39902e704cd91740545123c806:disqus That was my first thought, too.  If you had a top 50 shows in a year, then you ostensibly watched at least a few dozen more that didn't make the Top 50.  I don't want to do the math on what that breaks down to for the year/month/week/day, but I strongly suggest lasics…

"Because no one in Jakarta has an iPhone."

That's perfect, @avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus .  I'm totally picturing myself having breakfast with my wife, who is reading the paper, and it goes like this:
Wife: "Wow.  Some guy got boozed and xanied up and fell from a skyscraper.  They found an iPod playing Ben Folds Five on repeat at the top of…

@avclub-15f28fbc8c6e099a1e98b8a555d72374:disqus Why's that?  Is your husband an English rapper?

While you're in the future, can you send a "Bow Wow" back in time to George Clinton so that he can finally record "Atomic Dog" and change music as we know it?

Q: Will grammy be waiting for me in heaven?

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Two things: 1) I definitely think your last one is more of a HipsterDBag-esque ending than the first two, especially given the backstory, which 2) immediately sent me to Spotify to listen to that song vicariously through you.  
In fact, this post may suffice for what I…

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus This is going to sound weird, but, would you mind posting bro-like description of how you see your suicide going down?  
-Don't get me wrong, I have no ill will, and often enjoy your mix of bravado and intense self-deprecation, but it's fairly obvious how your story is…

Interesting sidenote: most of the names for animal phyla would make kick ass black metal band names.  Observe:

Yep.  "House of Balloons" was a game changer.

Disagree.  The Weeknd albums were important albums.

He'll definitely pick a little and talk a little.  Yes, pick a little, talk a little.  Cheep cheep cheep.  Talk a lot, then pick a little more.

I did not know that.  Disqus.

Bravo, @avclub-bae6a614f57536659ef89e3a491d6030:disqus !   Your MM reference did not fall on deaf ears.

I'm switching my major from Dictatoring back to Internet Commenting.  (Shorter program, too.)