There is unrest in the cellar
I can hear your momma's pleas
For a little bit of sunlight
To fend off rickets and the fleas.

You are not right.

AVC let ZMF record commentary on a movie once. Crank, maybe?

Definitely not me!  And anyway, if it had been me - and I'm not saying it was - I totally would have done it ironically.  How hilarious is that, right guys?  
I mean, super hilarious, just maybe not for kids, that's all I'm saying.  I like to keep it real, but keep it clean.  
So anyway, not me.

Whoo hoo!

Get a room, you two!

If saying that I pay for things that other people have created and are selling instead of stealing them makes me a smug asshole, then I'm happily a smug asshole.

Also, all sex better.

Have you NOT seen him give an upward nod to the camera?!?

Let him go, ma.  He's a man now.  A man!

*cock schlock block*

Good god, THANK YOU @avclub-18b91b19f6a289e7708da7f778b2c609:disqus .  I'm fucking over MTT.  I've never seen so much misguided anger in my life.

If I was incapable of creating something that anyone would ever want to pay for, I wouldn't give a fuck about stealing either.

I'm wildly confused.  In the first part of that sentence, I got the impression that you liked the movie, but in the next part of the sentence, I got the impression that you didn't.  Then in the final part of the sentence I got the impression that you'd be going to see this movie. But in your final sentence, I got the…

I can't wait for Harold and Kumar 4, which will just be a public service announcement about cultural sensitivity.  And then Dave Chapelle will come out and do his "white guy" imitation, and Harold and Kumar will just shake their heads and say, "You just don't get it man."

I thought stereotyping was when I hooked my computer up my speakers and played Typing of the Dead with the volume cranked up to 11.

I thought everybody's working for the weekend.   Which, if you listened to the song I wrote for Miss Black . . .

My wife and I keep our marriage healthy and strong with a few kind words a day.  That, and my constant fear that she will take my kids and move, and her constant fear that she'll have to live on 20% of my income and be forced to get a job.  So yeah.  That, and kind words.  But mostly that.

I'm a traditionalist.  So I'll just cut a hole in the bottom of my popcorn bucket at her new movie premier.

That won't work. She'll just wear a veil, become even more twee, and probably host a late night pirate radio show.