YES! HIPSTERISH! THAT'S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR!

Yeah, for me the biggest problem is how those complex moments clash with the sitcommier ones. I know a lot of shows do it all the time, and successfully (I feel like I'm only insulting your intelligence by bringing up aforementioned  Louie, for example), but it's just not working for this show, and I think a big part…

Fuck yeah, on all points. I'm wondering if the greatest lesson our generation has taken in is that it's too much bother to procreate.

See below reply. I think that sums up exactly what I'm trying to say without the dead-brained, angry stoner rantiness.

Seriously though, I guess it was a sweet episode. And I think the ending with Hannah was sweet - maybe sweeter than what you think, Todd, but at least we're in agreement that it was sweet on some level.

First paragraph strongly hints at someone being extremely jaded about relationships.

Stephanie Childers doesn't play a lawyer, she plays the DA. Which is…still technically a lawyer. Ok.

You forgot United Stats of America on History Channel (no, that's not a typo. It's a stats show. On History. Which I guess fits better than most of what's actually on that network).

<quote>Brainlock</quote> this is turning into a rather depressing discussion.

I don't see Sarah Hyland leaving unless she ends up getting a lead role of her own on a show.

So in other words I was totally spot-on about the whole e-stalking Sarah thing :p

Probably because he e-stalks Sarah.

Some amusement rides were puked upon, however.

I also forgot to add that Dylan is a pretty awesome Dapper Dan and Sofia Vergara totally rocks those slippers.

The Haley-Alex competitiveness was most believable and likable in this episode. And the moment concluding with Jay at the end was sweet. Other than that it was…a pretty average episode and just about what you'd predict with Modern Family at Disneyland.

Well in that case color me impressed by Sofia's…insert clever euphemism here.

Well I wanted to say something about Modern Breast Implants/Chris Hanson Watching You Watch Sarah and Ariel in relation to Disneyland but…I can't. Though I'm sure you can put together something having to deal with fakeness and little children all on your own.

YES!

Yeah I'm not going to argue with that. For someone who'd been eying Regina like someone worse than Hitler she sure was awfully trusting at the last minute.

"She's like Cameron sans personality."