Yeah I know it's kinda hypocritical for me to point this out but it seems like your big beef is being upset by someone not liking what someone else likes.

…so a troll is defined as being "someone who doesn't like something you like?"

An A? Are You Fucking Kidding Me, AV Club?

It was good but…well, maybe I'll reserve my rant and re-evaluate things.

I watched the first 15 seconds and it already wanted me to put my fist through my TV. Emily and Erik, I have lost total faith in you as AV Club reviewers and frankly I'm losing my faith in AV Club on Wednesdays period. If the rest of the ABC Line-up nets higher than a B- I'm gonna flip…and no goddamn RealDolls(TM) are…

Since I don't actually watch Parks and Rec…sure!

No Emily or Erik, you can't convince me that Don't Trust that Bitch (too lazy to write out the requisite hyphens) is worth watching. No mid-April series premiere is worth watching. Plus the previews look like shit.

If Zack gives anything higher than a B- to an episode about a goddamned RealDoll(TM) I'm gonna flip.

Well I was all set to give this episode a C- when I got to the line Park said about "some men want to sleep with me and some of them are even good-looking." And I wanted to give the episode a D- and was even tempted to give it an F.

One thing that would salvage it though is if a certain Deputy Marshall from the Lexington, Kentucky branch (formerly of the Miami branch) would pay a visit to Albuquerque. 

Hey look! I found a Royals fan!

I think the easiest explanation is the show itself and Mary specifically got Flanderized along the path of least resistance.  Mary's curmudgeoness got dialed up to 11 and on a show that frankly had mediocre plots to begin with it just makes it insufferable to watch through.

You missed In Plain Sight…oh, wait, you don't want to chronicle the final season death spiral that show's been on now and I'm still wanting my hour back from last week? Yeah I'll quit beating it to death but I just want to comment on how they've turned this show from mildly entertaining or at least tolerable to…

To copy-pasta from my "What's On Tonight?" comment:

Well I'm glad Pike is still acting (and still an uber-hottie) so…yeah. Only good thing that can be said about the movie?

It's not that Bay's a moron; in fact probably the opposite. Which is why he assumes everyone else is a moron.

I want more movies with Lily Collins.

Questions for a theoretical person I'm going to call Lelmore Eonard: What made you decide to go in the direction the show went with Wynn Duffy? Jere Burns, IMHO, is a terrific and frankly underrated actor (he's been a big reason for the fun if not tolerability of the latest season of Burn Notice which I'm also…

…also while Bent, plot-wise (and even character-wise) has been hit-and-miss, it's hit more than it's missed and I like the acting/actors in it. Any way to save this show? No? Ah well, at least if NBC was going to air it opposite ABC's Don't Lie to Us, we Know You Watch This Show for Sofia's Tits (or alternatively Chris…

Not gonna lie, the two chicks (which I suppose includes Elisha Cutbert) look pretty damn hot in those tuxes. Also it's giving me a strong Party Down vibe.