I'm sure Savage is a nice guy and I believe the well-written review you have, but if someone came up to me and started asking me random questions about my sex life, for better or worse, I hope to hell he tells me he's gay as quickly as I can so I wouldn't punch him in the face.

Boyd and Dickie: Treasure Hunters sounds like it would be a way better show than most of the crap stuck on Tuesday nights. Plus, it's Boyd and Dickie. 

Maybe sometimes the end gives the slackest stories an edge. Sometimes it just emphasizes how much character interaction and air time is being wasted until the end (if you want another show that does it in a far more painful manner, check out In Plain Sight. Yes, I want my freakin' hour back from Friday still.)

What the hell is inexplicable about Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives? It's Guy Fieri going to visit various…Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

This is by far the strongest episode of the show even allowing for the somewhat (and yeah, necessary I guess) letdown with Regina hating Snow White because…Regina has mental issues that mess with her logical ability to place blame? A little stronger than what was previously the season's strongest, incidentally the…

This took a while for it to occur to me, but if anyone's at all familiar with Great Expectations(and you should be) then you'd realize how appropriate it would be for PBS to be airing this on April Fool's Day.

I only wish. In Plain Sight has gotten as bad as your imagination will allow it to be. Jetpacking several miles over a shark would be a vast improvement at this point.

I'm sorry but I actually laughed out loud when I saw this line:  "True Justice really, really wants to be a Justified-esque take on the region, eschewing the weirdness of Twin Peaks and the pretensions of The Killing." The line after that was funny, but in an actually clever way.

In Plain Sight has gotten stupid. Like, final season of Walker: Texas Ranger stupid. Maybe even worse.

Back in the pilot whoever was reviewing it (forgot who it was) said that only the pilot was of any real interest. So why are the episodes pulling in constant Bs? Either way maybe there's more hope for this midseason replacement than first thought.

*everything Ryan McGee wrote in the above review*

Meh. B-

"For Red Sox fans, nothing that’s happened in the past six months or so has made much sense at all. The odds-on World Series favorites were cruising towards a 100-win season when the wheels fell off last September. The team went 7-20 that month, with the final humiliation coming on the last day of the season, when the…

Beat cheeks? That's a new one for me.

If this show could combine what it is right now with the laughs of Modern Family it'd be as popular as the latter while being as good as Community (and that said I still stand by my theory that we're seeing Future-Alex Dunphy - and I guess that makes…Screwsies…Haley, which she isn't far removed from either).  As it…

I bet the tire from Rubber will kick the red balloon's ass any day.

"Peet plays Alex, an uptight lawyer who’s getting over the end of her
marriage and trying to move on in the sleepy beachside community of
Venice, California." Perhaps the reason why it's playing opposite Modern Family because this is Alex Dunphy's future. Well, that's what I'm going to pretend it is anyway. It fits…

Todd Van Der Wertt doesn't buy into the Come for the Colombian Boobs, Stay for the we won't tell anybody you're mentally undressing the 16-year-old looking kid appeal of Modern Family I guess.

I'd probably give the season as a whole an A-. This is actually the first season the show's caught my attention but boy has it. I've never seen a cop show this good since Boomtown.

I'm giving this an A just because of the Park acid trip scenes. Best use of the character so far and far better than all the other 5"2' female characters, on, say, ABC (Haley Alex Tessa Sue Mandy Kristin Eve the list goes on and I watch way too many of these mediocre sitcoms. *Sniff* House truly was the highlight of…