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Got a shout-out on the AV Club today, Kevin.  Isn't that what you cool people call it these days?  A shout-out?  When someone talks about something you did a while back, because it has something to do with what they're talking about?

And speaking of the internet—have you heard about this?—there's a commenter on the AV Club message boards—the pop culture website, you've heard of the AV Club, right, Rickey? Well, there's a commenter there who doesn't think Jay Leno's very funny. [Audience groans] No, no, I'm serious—he doesn't think I'm very

And speaking of celebrities, did you see this about Jay Leno? Jay Leno, taking a beating on internet message boards? It's a—no, no, let's cut the shit. Come say that shit to my face and we'll see who catches a fucking beating. You think what I do is easy? It could be real goddamn easy and it still wouldn't be as

And, you know, it's always nice to know that the people out there appreciate you, and so I was just touched when someone commented that my post was the best thing he'd read all day. [Scattered applause] Best thing he'd read all day. [Band strikes up a jaunty tune] Yeah. And I was so happy until I realized that he

Jay Leno's back in the news. Have you seen this? Jay Leno, moving out of the Tonight Show and taking a show in prime time? Big news in the world of entertainment. Big news. And apparently not everybody is excited because —this is a real quote—because a TV critic called Leno "timely, cheap and marginally funny."

And there's sad news in the world of entertainment. Sad news. Did you hear about this? Mickey Rourke—this is true—Mickey Rourke's chihuahua Loki—the dog was named Loki—his chihuahua died today. [Sympathetic groans from the audience] Awww… yeah, I know, it's a very sad story. Anyway, Mickey Rourke—this is true—he