Smurfus fucking Smurf?

Bonus of not having kids: I can waste my time and money on shitty grownup films like Dredd, instead of shitty kids' films like Smurfs 2.

Bonus of not having kids: I can waste my time and money on shitty grownup films like Dredd, instead of shitty kids' films like Smurfs 2.

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

I have the same problem with the words "Limp Biscuit" (setting aside how annoying the band is).

I have the same problem with the words "Limp Biscuit" (setting aside how annoying the band is).

But the five-second rule is science!

But the five-second rule is science!

That's it…puppies, not kittens.  Acc. to snopes.com, the exact same rumor is told about Marilyn Manson, and was told about Alice Cooper before Ozzy.  Also, Marilyn Manson's father is Captain Kangaroo. 

That's it…puppies, not kittens.  Acc. to snopes.com, the exact same rumor is told about Marilyn Manson, and was told about Alice Cooper before Ozzy.  Also, Marilyn Manson's father is Captain Kangaroo. 

As an old-fashioned Freudian, I believe that everybody's a disgusting pervert, gay or straight.

As an old-fashioned Freudian, I believe that everybody's a disgusting pervert, gay or straight.

Chances of me listening to a Maiden album in any given week = about 80%
Priest = about 5%

Chances of me listening to a Maiden album in any given week = about 80%
Priest = about 5%

"Dream Deceivers" is a rough trip.  You've gotta have sympathy for that kid, since he fucked himself up so badly…but his case vs. Priest is obviously ridiculous.

"Dream Deceivers" is a rough trip.  You've gotta have sympathy for that kid, since he fucked himself up so badly…but his case vs. Priest is obviously ridiculous.

At the risk of comparing apples and oranges…I was listening to Venom's first album this morning (from 1981), and it still sounds quite fresh (in a crude way)…whereas Priest has a distinct 80s hard rock vibe to it that doesn't really fit my tastes in 2012.

At the risk of comparing apples and oranges…I was listening to Venom's first album this morning (from 1981), and it still sounds quite fresh (in a crude way)…whereas Priest has a distinct 80s hard rock vibe to it that doesn't really fit my tastes in 2012.

Are we playing metal Balderdash?  Because I have no idea if you're making this shit up.