Are we playing metal Balderdash?  Because I have no idea if you're making this shit up.

I was never sure how to pronounce The The (long/short e?).  You couldn't look this stuff up in the 80s…you had to guess, or hope that one of your friends knew.

I was never sure how to pronounce The The (long/short e?).  You couldn't look this stuff up in the 80s…you had to guess, or hope that one of your friends knew.

I ain't no glamour boy…I'm fierce!

I ain't no glamour boy…I'm fierce!

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

Washington had just one dick: it was white, pointy, and 500 feet tall.

Washington had just one dick: it was white, pointy, and 500 feet tall.

According to Wikipedia, "Washington had unusually great physical strength that amazed younger
men."  Still, my money's on Jackson.

According to Wikipedia, "Washington had unusually great physical strength that amazed younger
men."  Still, my money's on Jackson.

Library CDs and DVDs are usually scratched to shit, unfortunately.  Hey, it doesn't belong to me, so fuck it, I'll scrub my pots and pans with it.

Library CDs and DVDs are usually scratched to shit, unfortunately.  Hey, it doesn't belong to me, so fuck it, I'll scrub my pots and pans with it.

Seems that the more frequently one tosses around the term "Sharia law," the less likely one knows what it means.

Seems that the more frequently one tosses around the term "Sharia law," the less likely one knows what it means.

Bonobocop

Bonobocop

one of the Hanzo the Razor flicks

one of the Hanzo the Razor flicks

Hey, that reminds me: Rapeman, "Kim Gordon's Panties"