who is the scottie pippen of art?

One day, in 1920…
Hitler won a free-form slam dunk contest in Frankfurter Park with a triple cartwheel slamma jamma. Basking in the public's admiration, he first realized his dream was to become a professional basketball doctor. He chased that dream all the way to Munich's University of Basketball.

buffalo does statistically have the worst girlfriends

fine
i guess i'll just spray my dark energy somewhere else, then.

okay
it's fine.

six german shepherds as the hulk

and now for my next trick
a pakistani with asperger's as batman.

dinklage wielding swords
is a trend that should continue.
forever.

Venture Bros and Children's Hospital.

And now you know! If I don't get to see Clancy Brown play Goon on the big screen, the rapture might as well happen tomorrow. I'm done!

Crazy as in you haven't seen the trailer from last year's comic con?!

Eric Powell
If there's anything—ANYTHING—about the potential Goon movie, I want you to put it right into my brain. Just replace anything, I don't care.

this calls for a
bownaaaaaaah.

UGH
Now I'll never find out!

my shit runs
perpetually deeper and deeper for this show. and now that's FINALLY convincing other people to start watching it, the future's all… murky and shit.