A special famous rock-star Alcoholics Anonymous just for bitchin' motherfuckers
Sure, that's Celebrity Rehab, but he's too C-list even for that.

Anecdotal Evidence
First R-Rated movie: age 13

It wasn't advertised as a one-note show. Wasn't really advertised at all, if I recall; word of mouth, rumours on the radio, like that.

I was at that one-note show
My story goes more like: fuck those assholes. I was a huge White Stripes fan but they lost me that day.

See, if we had writing of this caliber in Hollywood we wouldn't need any fucking Arthur remakes or a movie version of goddamn Space Invaders!

Fuck, even I'm not looking forward to this.

Maybe he'll get so famous all you lace-curtain motherfuckers will spell his name correctly. SCORSESE, not "Scorcese".

Mel Gibson
He;s getting too old for this shit.

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Yeah, it's a little tiresome hearing the Sundance crowd (or the independent film crowd in general) crow about their precious "indie spirit" as if that really exists as a concept anymore. But as someone who has worked on about a dozen film festivals corporate sponsorship is…

O'Neal can take the day off
My buzz is good and dead already.

Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not put on this earth to "get it"!

But before Griffin. Gian-Carlo Coppola will be grateful.

WTF
Did Hollywood finally run out of comic books to adapt?

Where'd he get shot nine times? In that big fat ass of his? That's barely a flesh wound.

Boy, this is gonna be worse than that time I had that blind date with Gary Coleman.