Well at least it sounds different. We could use more colossal failures like this and less Charlie Sheen-type guys cracking recycled sitcom one-liners.

What about me? Aren't I a bad poster too?
And also, I love Amelie, so fuck you, Wholeshit. And also, this guy is pretty good, too. I love all AV Club writers.

I think, deep down, Jorge Von Salsa is in love with me. So typical of middle-school boys…

Isn't another name for a wearable blanket a sweater?

To the Hammer:
What does irony mean?

If me promoting my blog bothers you so much, why don't you hunt me down and break my kneecaps?

The good thing about having no artistic integrity is when you sell out, no one can really tell the difference.

You know what's cool? I can play a bunch of those songs on a real guitar. The great thing about playing real guitar as opposed to guitar hero is that it gets you girls, and it isn't lame and nerdy.

Eloquent. You've said a lot without saying anything at all.

coen coen what what what

No audio? Some intern is getting publicly humiliated and then fired over this.

Let he who is without quip cast the first random biblical reference.

Can I say for the record I think the firstie was a little racist?…No?…Ok, nevermind then.

I am going to rent this movie, both for the bikini-clad Nazis, and for this apparently genius commentary track.

Dogs are a girl's best method of disposing of leftover food. Was that too many syllables?

If it weren't for the B at the bottom of this review I wouldn't know if it was more positive or negative. I'm still pretty excited about this despite the B, being that Lebowski got lukewarm reviews when it opened.

If it weren't for the B at the bottom, I wouldn't be able to tell if this review was positive or negative. I'm still pretty excited about this one despite the B, considering that Lebowski got lukewarm reviews when it opened.

no shit. pretty stupid

wow, I think you won the prize for most excessive

I'll buy it when it comes out on DVD just to be able to display its fabulous purple box.